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Posts from February 2008

leap day

i’m having a hankering for a burger like no other.
it wants MEATS.
this turned out to be a pretty good week at work & i’m feeling pretty good about it so i’m in a good mood and i want a burger and a boo-key.
boo-key is a baby brother word for brewsky.
i think i have a posse. [...]


static prevails

i regret to inform you that today i am letting static stop me.
i’m having a cotton skirt/tights situation that i am unable to control. i even rubbed a dryer sheet all over my legs but that didn’t work. i rummaged through my bathroom cabinet only to realize that i’m completely out of hairspray…i just [...]


new study reveals that everyone who alive is going to die

a seed vault in norway is making people paranoid that the powers-that-be are preparing for some yet unknown global scale disaster.
gee really? i wonder which one because i pretty much assumed it was either about an impending comet, or getting swallowed by the sun, or global warming, or nuclear destruction, or flu pandemic, or AIDS, [...]


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