waking jonas cannot brain today

aggravation

you get an email from someone at 4pm on a friday requesting a spreadsheet, and when you reply it’s immediately followed by an out of office notice saying they’ll be back around the end if the month.

the cold war

sometimes during my lunch break i get bored so i sit here in my office with my baby carrots and pepper my coworkers with links to best week ever.
From: Tessa
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:38 PM
To: Jaime; Faye
Subject: most hetero man-to-man slap
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/19/for-your-consideration-most-hetero-man-to-man-soap-opera-slap/
I love best week ever

i’ve probably mentioned this before, but my office is known [...]

matinee

coming back from a coffee run, my coworker & i started across the glass-walled skybridge to find another coworker staring down at something on the street.
we followed his gaze to find a pretty normal looking, young guy standing in a small alcove out of the rain. he was gesturing frantically and appeared to be speaking [...]