waking jonas cannot brain today

they’re like skyscrapers

the new order: lol

me: jared is squealing because he just found a movie on netflix that stars kevin bacon…who quits his promising job in the stock market to become a BIKE MESSENGER!
mr. a: case fucking closed.
me: lol
mr. a: better watch out. your boyfriend might be a poor bike messenger soon
me: haha. he would so want to too…lol yeah [...]

the art of bummer: fun with exes

mike: hello ms star link
me: haiii
mike: hai!
me: sup
mike: oh nothing, you know… just felt like saying hi. hows life?
me: saying hi and saying where’s my shirt and painting bitch!
me: fine
me: how’s with you
mike: oh I have a few things of yours probably
mike: like your soul or something
me: lolls
mike: I accidentally found it in the pocket [...]