i sat slumped in my wicker vanity chair, all bed hair and awesome with a toothbrush sticking out of my mouth…watching jared get out of bed and stiff leg himself across the floor…pulling out his mouth guard, nearly tripping over a wrinkled shirt on the floor. he stomped into the bathroom but when he tried [...]
(and ladies, though i would expect you to know better)
We were presented with a diagram of a vagina, and I was happy to see that the clitoris was located just where I thought it was: a little bump at the top!
Heather told us that we were to first to “pet” the whole area — hips, [...]
t:? i forgot to take my vitamins this morning!
j: you’ll live.
t: no i won’t!
j: well if if makes you feel any better i took mine.
t: all by itself’s?
j: all by itself’s.
t: you don’t need me anymore!
j: nope!
t: now i need a new boyfriend to fill in the void.
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