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bummer

despite my previous whining about the weather, i actually am disappointed that it didn’t snow last night as they (the irreverent they) said it would.
you simply cannot make a promise like that to an eight year old like me. apparently we should have moved to snohomish, where they have real weather.
here’s something else that’s got [...]


made worse by driving

dear internet,
if you hear about a fire in the university district, i saw some stupid idiot flick her lit cigarette out the window of a light blue hyundai accent (627-vnz) directly into a pile of dry leaves.
on the edge of a wooded area next to the 45th overpass.
in 80 degree weather.
i hate [...]


Posted
9 April 2007 @ 12pm

Tagged
food, rants

enough about peeps already

peeps are gross. they are sugar-covered, stale marshmellows with only the tiniest droplets of chocolate for eyes to validate their existence.
everybody only seems to worship peeps around easter. if they’re so great why don’t you eat them year round?
because they’re YUCKY. that’s why.


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