waking jonas cannot brain today

dear internet: i love my dog more than you

i’m sorry, but you just don’t abuse me like you used to.

“in like a lion, out like a lamb?”

after an informal office study, 2 out of 4 of my coworkers had never heard the old saying “in like a lion, out like a lamb.” this was surprising to me, because in elementary school, a lion and a lamb were always the theme of our cut & paste calendars at craft time. i just [...]

what’s the difference between a cupcake and a muffin?

this is actually jaime’s dear internet. the question was posed when she was assessing her large chocolate muffin. i mean really…how blurred is the line?

cupcakes take the cake
it’s a muffin, no it’s a cupcake!
cupcake vs. muffin
what do you think?
EDIT:: my boss just walked by so i asked him this question. he thought for a moment [...]