waking jonas cannot brain today

never gonna give

j: HA!
t: what?
j: they rickrolled the ny mets.
t: what??
j: you know how they have this vote for the song they play at mets games? 5 MILLION PEOPLE between fark, somethingawful & others voted. now they’re going to play it…the internet won!
t: well…sorry ron paul, this is the first time the internet won something.
j: it took [...]

eggs erroneous

jpg: when i think of transylvania i can’t help but think of the rocky horror picture show.
t: when i think translyvania i think count chocula or some shit.
jpg: one! Ah..ah..ah!
t: two! Ah…ah…ah!
jpg: three!
t: man leave it to americans to just absolutely ruin…
jpg: and bastardize…
t: …and bastardize something actually scary. jared was telling me about [...]

there are snow days, sick days, personal days…

ever can’t get to work because of a presidential (candidate) motorcade day?

i had to jump out of the car in traffic just to weave my way to my building. we don’t know which candidate is staying at the hotel next door, but speculation says either mccain or hillary.
EDIT: ok, so two possibilities for the motorcade [...]