waking jonas cannot brain today

and what not…

for those of us competing for biggest bags under eyes, i’m backing down and going to bed. but i want to leave a legacy…something to for all to ponder in awe before i hit the sack…(even if it isn’t mine).

Dad’s Story: i used to have such terrible gas when i was young. it wasn’t the loud kind, it was the silent but deadly kind and i mean it was BAD. one time in class i was trying my best to hold it in, but sooner or later…when all of sudden my best friend (who was sitting right next to me) let a really loud fart and was all proud of it because it made the whole class laugh…so i decided to capitalize on the opportunity and i let it rip…silent but deadly. the smell hit immediately and was so powerful it made even the teacher make a face. some kids started shouting…(it was the worst one i had ever let in my whole life)…and yelling at my friend. he panicked because he saw the sly grin i had on my face and tried to defend himself…”b…b…but it was mike!!”…”yeah right” they said, “everyone heard you”…the damage was done. he still hates me for it.

it’s ok, you don’t have to worry about me..i’m competing for..

BIGGEST HAG IN SMITH 224..do you think i’ll win?

oh boy i don’t know…that other girl, she’s pretty homely and quite the bitch i hear

*cries*

but i wanna win….

i’m sorry honey, but you’re just not ugly enough

YES I AM!!
*stamps foot*

maybe if you stopped showering again, and got fat and cut off all your cool hair and stopped being so nice you might have a chance, but i’m sorry sweetie, it would take a miracle

*teenager drama voice*

I HATE YOU!
YOU ALWAYS RUIN MY LIFE!
I WISH YOU WEREN’T MY MOM..

er..oh..you’re not.

*shrugs*…misplaced anger much?
hehe.

stacey! i thought you said you stopped taking crack

hah! i never saw that..since you replied to yourself and not to me..but it was funny nonetheless.

and i’d like to thank brandon for helping me be declared as the hag of smith 224..cuz BLONDES CAN’T BE HAGS!!!

eat it, sister.