waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

godspeed, you lovely hantkes

we will miss you! have fun in beer & cheese land!

when did they die?

they aren’t dead. they’re moving to milwaukee.

edited to not sound quite so obit.

sounds like a potayto–potahto thing.

by the way. that love bottle thing is some serious :psyduck: shit.

Why is it called love bottle?

Words and pictures carry energy that affect water. Different words can create beautiful water crystals – I like to call it “supercharged” water. Every printed bottle has the word “love” on it, charging your water with the energy of love.

i can’t figure out if the person who wrote that is just fucking with me or if that’s serious. really, the whole faq is pretty lol-worthy.

ps. $15 dollars for a glass bottle? wtf.