waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

the cold war

sometimes during my lunch break i get bored so i sit here in my office with my baby carrots and pepper my coworkers with links to best week ever.

From: Tessa
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:38 PM
To: Jaime; Faye
Subject: most hetero man-to-man slap

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/19/for-your-consideration-most-hetero-man-to-man-soap-opera-slap/

I love best week ever

i’ve probably mentioned this before, but my office is known as “the fishbowl” given it’s strategic location as the only office in plain view of the lobby & several feet down the hall. (thank you 8ft glass doors). i’m sitting here with the door closed, chuckling to myself about man-slapping, when i look up and see both jaime & faye standing at the front desk looking at me, shaking their heads. they must have gotten my email & have clearly conspired to respond with something of equal or greater hilariousness.

this is the beauty of email: the sender could be all the way across the globe or they could be staring at you from ten feet away waiting for your reaction like a chimp in the zoo. all sneering.

From: Faye
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:40 PM
To: Tessa
Subject: RE: most hetero man-to-man slap

Dude…
You complete me.

they’re all still looking at me. herher, cute. but clearly not to the scale of funny that i provided. actually that wasn’t even qualified to be in the contest for office email comedy. that’s not even a funny email at all. the reference is too old & tired. seriously, that’s it? that’s what their grand response was? i mean god it must kind of suck to know that when it comes to down to it i’m pretty much the master of finding the f…

that’s when jaime suddenly opens the door to my office & sniffs at me (all wide eyed surprised with a mouthful of carrot).

jaime: gawd…it smells like soup in here. kind of like a nursing home.

then leaves.

your page format you used yesterday was better

I like the moon applet though… whered ya get that?

i disagree completely. i think this format has way more potential. though i have volumes of comments for you. i’ll wait til you’re on aim so i can chew on your ear there.

rammy: calculatorcat.com

mr. a: you do realize that i’m using a template and that i’m no expert in css? i dunno how many adjustments i can make without help!

though i kind of like darker looks. this one isn’t my favorite but it does have three columns which is nice.

jesus christ. don’t you have an IT boyfriend? does being in IT mean you just push a button all day? is the age of the jetson’s finally upon us?

contrary to alaskan folklore, Information Technology is an umbrella term for a wide range of related fields of professions & some of which actually don’t involve site development.

however, i’m sure jared’s knowledge of cascading style sheets far surpasses the length & girth of the average wang, i’m not going to beg him to do all my stuff for me after work when he’s hungry and grumpy

i do however, always want to make sure your little paper birthday crown is straight & ensure your full web experience. so please do give me your honey do list & i will gladly oblige.

good. you can start with that super ugly post button at the bottom. it’s like they designed it to specifically NOT match anything else in the template

fixed. i’ve got a way better one now.

haha now that’s what i’m talking about.

nom nom nom.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/2601938200_470831c42a_o.jpg

there’s a bigger version