waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

eggs erroneous

jpg: when i think of transylvania i can’t help but think of the rocky horror picture show.

t: when i think translyvania i think count chocula or some shit.

jpg: one! Ah..ah..ah!

t: two! Ah…ah…ah!

jpg: three!

t: man leave it to americans to just absolutely ruin…

jpg: and bastardize…

t: …and bastardize something actually scary. jared was telling me about the difference between american and european auto designers and how when you see them next to each other how big and clunky american design is.

jpg: right…

t: and really what can you expect from the people responsible for Ernest Goes to Camp.

jpg: and Ernest Saves Christmas, and Ernest Saves Halloween, and Ernest Goes to Prison, and Ernest Goes to Basketball Camp…

have some respect for the dead

how ’bout a bumper sandwich boogerlips?

that’s not count chocula. it’s count von count.

damn. one is known for a delicious and chocolatey cereal, the other compulsively counts things on a children’s television show.

at the time i knew it wasn’t right but i couldn’t remember the sesame street character’s name.

it’s certainly a good thing you still watch it then huh?