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crumplerbot vs. teabird

the most unnecessary fight ever!

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog! Uh huh!

Have you noticed the gender roles demonstrated in this fight.
the bird, the feminine figure… with cast aside head, held on the right side (as the wayward unmarried woman is in the wedding ceremony) as the domineering masculine figure rushing to smash the receptive feminine. This is a terrifying demonstration of the oppressive nature that our eating has on the image of the female body. In such works as “The edible woman” we learn that one of the most base areas of objectification is in the eating process… here we see this actualized with a snear as the repressed inner masculine of the puppeteer is unmasked and demonstrates it’s joy at smashing the receptive passive feminine.

depressing in the least and showing just how deeply entrenched our biases are placed in our psyche in ways we trully do not recognize.

In other news, John McCain is being investigated for large contributions to the votenader.org campaign. Again a union of dominant white males uniting to assure isolation by african americans and females from political power.

my blog has become my women’s studies class all over again!

for your information, the bird won…it was made of harder stuff. crumplerbot was nothing but cardboard.

and hell yeah chris, my remarkable sneer was a well-kept secret. guess i couldn’t keep my puppeteering animus under wraps for long.

i’m going to give the benefit of the doubt and believe that interrobang’s post was a joke.

also, you misspelled “unnecessary” in your post

Well… unfortunately it was not a joke. The sad fact is that we do not see these deeply calcified concepts that have subverted rational thought in place of base dominance of the Y chromosome.

Men are aeternal butchers of the feminine and we have enslaved women into living within the trap of supporting our ideals or failing on the male chauvinist society.

i’d like to trap you in a get smart 1950’s sitcom cone of silence.

also i still think you’re a fakeposter. no one rationally or seriously spouts the nonsense you do.

you’re either a fakeposter just clever enough to provoke one long chain of responses, or you’re actually mentally ill.

either way the gimmick has run its course.

and if this is the kind of annoying nonsense you’re committed to posting, i hope tessa will eventually block you as this sort of gibberish is irritating enough to drive me away.

Well it is not a gimmick David and i am not sure why you would think that posting ones opinions on gender ideology would be a subject that is covered in the DSM IV. To comment that a person speaking about the dysfunction of societies power structure balance is mentally ill is a suppressive technique that shows little regard for the facts. You should read up on other persons who make critiques of internet dissemination of information. Your attitudes actually make you resemble Matt Drudge… who consequently does fall into categories diagnosed in the DSM-IV.

So Mr. David I would say that in fact you need to consider your own mental health and your desire to make personal attacks and censor people with ideas that are different than your own.

Again this is typical oppressive male behavior.

Eventually you will witness that the poor victimized teabirds in our society are actually made up of much stronger stuff than the aggressive male cumplebots and in fact will end up in a similar fate. You should read into this analogy carefully for it harbors truths that you have not yet discovered. I would strongly suggest going down to myrtle edwards park or some other such calm waterfront space and pondering on the joy that the aggressive attacks of crumplebot provide to your inner psyche.

It seems like a silly analogy, but unfortunately, again.. the show fits.

and speaking of cones of silence… have you noticed that the only comments on this journal as of late have been one person opining to the danger of gender issues in our society and a bunch of MEN wanting to silence that voice.

You essentially have made a freudian slip with your comment about the cone of sillence. You are an angry male that is upset and wants the voices exploring gender issues to silence themselves.

You did not comment about much on this blog until the rights of women were espoused… and then you were challenged… and then the men came in and ranted and raved and now they want this voice silenced! This senseless voice perhaps presents some danger? IS it offering ideas that upset the security of your paradigm?

Why is it that you have a need to put down the “cone of silence” what grande resource is being consumed that makes you need to repress the autonomy of another person? Really… what resource is being wasted here that is worth more than ideas being expressed?

Dangerous words you spout Mr. David.

Hey interrobang, I went to the strip club this weekend and made some charitable donations in your name. Seriously, you and your crazy talk were the impetus for the adventure, and for that I - and those accepting the donations - thank you.

Also, I think the bird on that cup is a male - it is far to brightly colored to be a female.

goddamnit that was a lame spelling error too.

do you need me to go back to catblog david? because i will. all puppies & kitties, all the time. both jacoby & david have threatened to stop reading my blog before, but i know that they’ll be back eventually because they need to know what maxwell is up to.

i do have to agree with jacoby about teabird. the coloration would indicate that teabird is most likely a male.

EDIT: also…faker has a point DA. you’re certainly getting riled up over this. though, if every post i make turns into a battle of the sexes i’m going to have two options: start posting my poetry until everyone leaves, or just start posting photos of vaginas so that everyone is happy.

I think they need some vaginas…

i realize demeanor is difficult to transmit over the internet, but i assure you i am not “riled up” over any of it. i will readily admit that 99.9% of what interrobang posts sounds to me like pseudo-intellectual victimhood bullshit — but i dont think i’m off the ranch with that opinion.

i honestly don’t know how anyone can read those posts without having their eyes roll straight out of their head.

but it’s your blog and if interrobang’s “interpretations” of your posts are the kind of pablum you enjoy reading, that’s your prerogative.

i’ll let you *ahem* “enjoy” it without any further disparaging remarks.

oh boo hoo david. you’re still my favorite little prince of the internet.

you know i appreciate anyone who takes my side, regardless of right or wrongness. just think of this as just another round of suffering that i owe you for shooting a hole in my back pack.

I agree with Dave. Reading this interrobang’s crap is sickening. But I like taunting him, so I dont really mind.

I think the tagline of crumplerbot vs teabird is quite fitting: ‘Most unnecessary fight ever!’ I do not get why interrobang feels it necessary to grab straws that clearly do not exist in any normal brain.

and I forgot, dave doesnt sound riled up to me … just reacting in a way anybody with a brain would do so.

god david, calm down! chill out you are totally out of line!

seriously, we’re going to have to put him in a straitjacket.

i know he’s not really riled up.