waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

about two years in, now

t: one of the english muffins is done toasting.

j: what?

t: i said one of the english muffins is done. is this yours or mine?

j: i’m taking a bagel.

t: oh. i figured you were making another one because you left the muffins out.

j: i’m sorry…you know i’m just going to keep leaving stuff out.

t: you know i’m just going to keep yelling at you.

j: welcome to the rest of your life.

t: welcome to the rest of your life.

wow … this is spectacular. seriously. Im at a loss for words. thank for reminding me of why I choose to remain single.

also, good choice with the bagel, jared. ive always thought english muffins kinda suck.

please tell me you argue about the toothpaste cap too …

omg soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! ^___^

ahh, schaudenfreude……

waking jonas had better have something interesting to say about canada.

the toothpaste cap is attached to the tube on our toothpaste. that would be a silly thing to argue about.

it really depends on the english muffin. i found these multi-grain ones at this hippy vegan breakfast place that are pretty good. but then again, just about anything multi-grain is great.