waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

almost forgotten mom-ism

mom: happy birthday baby! how’s mommy’s favorite…is you having a good birthday?

me: yah mommy…

mom: oh guess what…your nephew* had to be put down on your birthday!

me: …what?! what?! what happened?!

mom: no i mean he had to be put to sleep…

me: what happened? when? mom what happened?!

mom: [laughing] i’m sorry baby, i mean the doctor had to put him down…made him sleep…[more laughing] i mean he had surgery…on your birthday!

*not gabe - she means my parents’/brother’s cat…(i know)

mean trick, er, mommism. all i could think was “why are they putting a baby to sleep?”

i like your mom.

yeah, like that.

and have you been saving this since your birthday? or are you just lying about your actual birthday on facebook? yes, i had to check facebook to see your birthday is not today. it was like a month ago. Im so confused that i refuse to ponder this further. anyway, happy birthday a month ago. or today. whenever.

also, just want to get this straight … neither the baby or the cat actually died? BORE-RING!

moar funny pictures

these are actually pretty good. but who decided cats caption in baby talk. that part is annoying. whew … did i just almost compliment wakingjonas?

cats are forced to speak in baby talk as part of the domesticating enslavement process. you bees my dolly kittybutt. behold the suffering.