waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

sharks don’t pause

i am constantly moving.

if i find myself sitting down i immediately must:

run…bike…do sit-ups…walk…take a picture…make a copy…stretch…do leg-lifts…do lunges…grab a binder…make a phone call…make a folder…eat less of this…go meet with a project manager…be outside…go shopping…anything to keep moving.

i feel like if i sit down for a minute i’m going to sink into a hole and no one will find my squishy self.

Explains why you’re in good shape. What’s the url of that diet tracking site again? I am legitimately interested in checking it out.

i use my food diary.com which requires a subscription

there’s also calorie counter, calorie king (which is software), and shapefit (i think the hokiest of the list)

arent you afraid of sharks?

yeah but that doesn’t have to affect the metaphor