waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

why do men seem twice as tall in the morning?

i sat slumped in my wicker vanity chair, all bed hair and awesome with a toothbrush sticking out of my mouth…watching jared get out of bed and stiff leg himself across the floor…pulling out his mouth guard, nearly tripping over a wrinkled shirt on the floor. he stomped into the bathroom but when he tried to shut door but it bounced off his heel and it swung open, shuddering.

he growled and it closed. in the morning, even a slight, lean man is suddenly enormous and awkward…a fearsome threat to the solidity of a wooden door.

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That Plupon math game is evil. 71k must…get…100k

i can only get to level four before my trackpad gets to be a problem

i read somewhere that you actually ARE taller in the morning cause that squishy shit in your spine expands during the night because gravity isn’t compressing it.

dad always said that. he would only measure us in the morning for our door frame-o-height.