waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

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so wow, it’s kind of hot out.

i don’t do hot well. i tend to hiss when i get put outside as it is…but for some reason i think this summer is going to be different.

different because i want to camp. i want to camp with super equipment and all of the the scaled-down modern conveniences REI offers.

me, a lawn chair, a cold drink, and a slight breeze.

BUT i think we’ve kind of (sort of maybe?) decided against sasquatch this year. partly because it’s expensive and mostly because it is just like camping on a fraternity floor…but without a floor and with larger toilet capacity.

other good places to go though. like tahuya.

and on that note, my parents informed me that they bought a ski-doo.

(skidoo. skeedoo. hmm.)

anyway this is great because this is one more water toy i can get on and see how long it takes for me to have a Traumatic Experience. then my dad will ask why i won’t get on it again and i’ll explain in that high-pitch voice i get until he frowns and goes to check on the bbq.

in the news today: jerry falwell is dead. if you don’t know who jerry falwell was, here is a good example (thanks to gristmill.)

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You’ll have a blast camping–but don’t forget to bring Stacey with you. She can carry her fair share of beer and she is a freaking bug-magnet! Those mosquitoes can’t get enough of her!

i just might have to pack her.