waking jonas is dealing with that outfit.

the art of bummer: how too

i graduated under the esteemed north mason high school motto “lifelong learners”. this is a noble pursuit.

after today’s mocha i learned that top pot uses whole milk by default. i found this to be necessary information in that when v8 is applied shortly after…a stomach already sensitive to milk will in fact, strongly desire to barf and barf immediately. thankfully, being the front desk person doesn’t allow you the time to go throw up. figuring it really couldn’t get any worse i acted on maintenance guy advice and drank a monster energy drink. the next hour was a little cloudy.

i met Pistol for dinner. it was like a hug. my mom called in the meantime, told me it’s going to be a nephew for sure. i went back to my curry going…yeah. i’ll probably carry the little monkey around and bit and make him wear a superman cape.

I have had the same experience with Kristle dinners…just kinda something that happens.

knowing your brother it might –actually– be a monkey.